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Draco's Playground
Bisexual, Transman, Pagan, and Gothic Dandy.
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Was I the only one to notice…
That Asgard could easily be misunderstood as Ass-guard
All the weapons are penis metaphors
Like Thor’s hammer
And Loki’s scepter
Asgardians are always dressed for role play
Seriously
Even headgear
They use suggestive language
There is poledancing
Then the obsession with kneeling….
And the punishment for trying to take over the world is this
So let’s just all admit it.
ASGARD IS FULL OF PERVERTS.
But that’s okay. We all like it that way.
brb crying
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How much screen time did each of the Avengers get?
I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia.
Hawkeye: 12:44.
Thor: 25:52.
Bruce Banner: 28:03.
Black Widow: 33:35.
Iron Man: 37:01.
Captain America: 37:42.(Source)
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thanks to all my lovely, spooky followers
Just thought I should show you guys this! <3
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| 8 years old: | oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me! |
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| 18 years old: | WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT. |
